What to do? What to do?

Well, I was feeling ambitious today and decided to start reading the health care bill this evening because I want details from primary sources.

I got home and found a box on my doorstep - with volumes 1-5 of the Morganville Vampires.

Hmmm, vampires vs legislative prose. It's like the choice between Italian chocolate and stale bread. I mean, stale bread isn't useless but you've put in some work to make it edible.